Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Ip Man 葉問 (On Air)


Official: www.ipman-movie.com
Main cast: Donnie Yen (甄子丹), Simon Yam (任达华), & Lynn Hung (熊黛林)
Director: Wilson Yip (叶伟信)
Release date: 18 December 2008
Running time:  1 hour 48 minutes

Plot:
Adapted from the life story of Ip Man - the grand master of the Wing Chun style of kung fu and sifu of legendary kung fu superstar Bruce Lee. This movie will be the first important record of the master's life. Ip's persistent devotion to Wing Chun is a classic example of the love and respect shown to wushu and the freedom and spirit it represents. Ip Man is a concept, a spirit, a way of thinking - and it exemplifies a new peak in Hong Kong's wushu movies.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhz4Jl6nf58


TV Channel: TV3
Time: 26 December 2011 10.00pm-12.00am

Rating:
Plot           9.5/10
Effect        9.5/10
Scene          9/10
Cast          9.5/10
Overall      9.4/10

Monday, 26 December 2011

Emperor's Club (On Air)


Official: www.theemperorsclub.com
Director: Michael Hoffman
Release date: 22 November 2002
Running time:  1 hour 49 minutes

Plot:
William Hundert is a passionate and principled Classics professor who finds his tightly-controlled world shaken and inexorably altered when a new student, Sedgewick Bell, walks into his classroom. What begins as a fierce battle of wills gives way to a close student-teacher relationship, but results in a life lesson for Hundert that will still haunt him a quarter of a century later.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0gHibeHfdA


TV Channel: ntv7
Time: 25 December 2011 3.30pm-5.30pm

Rating:
Plot           9/10
Effect        8/10
Scene       9/10
Cast          9/10
Overall   8.8/10

2011 Xmas in Singapore Part 3


#1 Video: Alley Talk @ Outdoor Theater Esplanade 

#2 Marina Square

#3 Marina Square

#4 Marina Square

#5 Suntec City Convention & Marina Square

#6 Bugis Junction

#7 Bugis Junction

#8 Bugis Junction

Preview: 2012 Sunway Lagoon Countdown Concert Party


Malaysia’s ultimate, year-end mega party set for touchdown at the Surf Beach @ Sunway Lagoon, Asia’s Best Attraction. The 2012 Countdown Concert Party is the most anticipated beach party of the year, featuring a hot line up of international music acts at the World’s Largest Man-made Surf Beach:-

1. Ella - Taiwanese girl band S.H.E
2. Rania - sizzling hot Korean Pop Girl Band whose hit song single is - Dr. Feel Good
3. Dragon Red 
4. Da Monster
5. Juanophobia
6. Rhythm Nation
7. Rade
8. International DJ

Looking forward to a new year’s eve countdown concert party in Malaysia. Check out the details here.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

2011 Christmas Eve Revelry @ Orchard Singapore


#1 Video: The Coca-Cola Christmas Countdown Party 2011
featuring Edwin GohKimberly Chia and Ian Fang (方伟杰)
@ Cathay Cineleisure Orchard Singapore


#2 Video: Revelry @ Meritus Mandarin Orchard Singapore


#3 Snow Fight @ Meritus Mandarin Orchard Singapore

#4 Snow Fight @ Meritus Mandarin Orchard Singapore

#5 Snow Fight @ Meritus Mandarin Orchard Singapore

#6 Snow Fight @ Meritus Mandarin Orchard Singapore


Saturday, 24 December 2011

The Rice of Yok Man (肉問前傳)


Creative short movie on Dried Meat , Double Yolk Egg, Seremban Siew Bao,
Sushi & Tempura warriors by WingHeong

Sunday, 18 December 2011

SMRT Parody


Singapore Most Ridiculous Transport
SeMi-Retarded Train
Slow Moving Rotten Trains
Sunday Morning (18 Dec) Ruined Totally
Sorry Must Repair Train
Sorry Must Ride Taxi
SiMi(What) Rubbish Transport
Stealing Money Ripping off Taxpayers
Stupid Maintenance Really Terrible
Saw(SMRT CEO) Manage Rojak Train
Saw(SMRT CEO) Must Resign Today

Google Let It Snow

Google brings Christmas snow feature on its main page. Just type "let it snow", you will be greeted with snowflakes and frost. The frost can be wiped out partially using mouse or removed by clicking defrost button.

#1 Snowflakes falling

#2 Frost taking place

#3 Total Frost

#4 Defrost Wipeout

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Mass Rapid Transit Disruptions


#1 SMRT Advertisement Parody

Christmas month with three breakdowns on North South and Circle Lines, commuters get rare chances of riding in the dark, smashing train glass window for ventilation and once-in-a-lifetime tunnel tour.

1st disruption
14 Dec 6.00am-6.40am Marymount-One North Stations Circle Line affecting 1400 commuters who were going to work during peak hour
2nd disruption
15 Dec 6.56pm onward throughout the night between Marina Bay-Braddell Stations North South Line affecting 127,000 commuters who were heading home after work. Thousands of commuters stranded in one of four stalled trains between City Hall and Dhoby Ghaut Station were only evacuated after more than an hour without air-conditioning by allowing commuters to walk along the track in the tunnel towards Dhoby Ghaut Station.
3rd disruption
17 Dec 6.50am-1.48pm Marina Bay-Newton Stations North South Line affecting 94,000 commuters
............


#2 Tunnel Tour

North South and East West Line will only start service on 11am 10am 18 Dec tomorrow due to thorough health check on the train network.

Monday, 12 December 2011

A Better World Starts with You and Me


#1 It Starts With Me (改变由我开始) - World Vision Malaysia 2011 Theme Song
featuring Aniu (阿牛), Daniel Lee (李桀汉), Fish Leong (梁静茹), Michael (光良),
Francissca Peter,  Nicholas Teo (张栋樑), Lee Sin Jie (李心洁), Yise (罗忆诗)


#2 Lee Hom (王力宏) as World Vision Malaysia
15th Anniversary Ambassador 2012


#3 Kevin Cheng (郑嘉颖) & Vivian Chow (周慧敏) on Vietnam Visit


#4 Lee Sin Jie (李心洁 ) on Philipines Bohol Island Visit

For more details on ways to contribute, visit respective World Vision in your region as follow:
Malaysia     Singapore     Indonesia     Philipines     International / USA
Hong Kong     China     Korea     Japan     India     UK     Australia

Sunday, 4 December 2011

2011 Xmas in Singapore Part 1


#1 TANG Plaza & ION Orchard

#2 ION Orchard

#3 ION Orchard

2011 Xmas Goodies


H&M Jersey Basics (S$17.90/pcs)

PADINI Authentic Short Pants (Brown RM109 & Dark Grey RM129)

Friday, 2 December 2011

Ear Wax Removal via Water Syringing

At last I have regained hearing on my left ear after a second visit for medical treatment. The last two weeks of ear pain and total hearing loss on my left ear was so depressing. The ear wax solution, which I had been applying into my left ear for a week, didn't manage to drain out the cerumen blockage inside my left ear canal.

I was so nervous when I went for the treatment. I thought that doctor might use a ear pick to dig out the cerumen which may cause more pain. When I was kid, my aunt used to clean my ear using a ear pick. Ear picking is a common practice in Asia as Asian people usually have dry ear wax which is easy to remove via this method as opposed to wet ear wax commonly found in Caucasian people.

To my relief and surprise, doctor used a half-foot sized syringe with a straight noozle to apply a jet of warm water into my left ear in order to remove the excessive cerumen inside my ear canal. Apparently the canal was so full with years of accumulated hardened cerumen that the syringing process took about 10 minutes to clear the blockage. I was shocked to see a huge amount of ear wax floating in the waste container.  

End of the day, my left ear can hear more clearly than my right ear now. Guess I should apply the ear wax solution on my right ear and do the water jet too.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Speed Racer (On Air)

Director: The Wachowskis
Release date: 3 May 2008
Running time:  2 hour 15 minutes

Plot:
The story begins with Speed Racer who is a young man with natural racing instincts whose goal is to win The Crucible, a cross-country car racing rally that took the life of his older brother, Rex Racer. Speed is loyal to the family business, run by his parents Pops and Mom. Pops designed Speed's car, the Mach 5. The owner of Royalton Industries makes Speed a lucrative offer, Speed rejects the offer, angering the owner. Speed also uncovers a secret that top corporate interests, including Royalton, are fixing races and cheating to gain profit. With the offer to Speed denied, Royalton wants to ensure that Speed will not win races. Speed finds support from his parents and his girlfriend Trixie and enters The Crucible in a partnership with his one-time rival, Racer X, seeking to rescue his family's business and the racing sport itself.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehpxIrCNiVI


TV Channel: 8TV
Time: 30 November 2011 10.00pm-11.59pm

Rating:
Plot           9/10
Effect        8/10
Scene       8/10
Cast          8/10
Overall   8.3/10

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Restoran Todak (Orang Asli), Masai, Johor



Last Saturday, we went to Restoran Todak at Teluk Jawa, Masai to have some fresh seafood dinner beside the sea. The sweet curry prawn was so delicious. Steam bun (馒头) tasted really good with the sweet curry sauce. We ordered crabs with both spicy and pepper flavor. Both flavor were equally good. The dinner costed about RM 320 with roughly RM 40+ per person.

Rating: 9/10
Location: Teluk Jawa, Masai, Johor

Monday, 21 November 2011

Dream Comes True (美梦成真)

As usual when our fast food outlet closed shop at 10pm sharp, we would start to perform the daily cleaning. The cashier didn't have to do any cleaning as they would be busy calculating the money collected in their respective cash register machines. As back up staff who took order from the cashier and prepared most of the meal, we had the most utensils, plates and trays to clean up.

Normally the leftover food on the trays was kept at minimal quantity. An hour before 10pm, the cook would only prepare the fried chicken based on direct order. I would only serve two to three packets of fries and wedges on the trays. Due to company policy, any leftover food must be disposed of and staff was not allowed to consume it. Of course I would grab some of the nudgets/fries to fill in my hungry stomach before packing all the leftover into a rubbish bag for disposal.

The hardest part of cleaning was the fried chicken trays. The crispy flour stuck stubbornly on the trays that it could only be removed with hard-brushing over hot water. To make cleaning easier, I soaked all the trays into the hot water for several minutes before doing the brushing to get rid all the sticky crispy flour. The final part of cleaning was the floor when everyone would get drenched to the skin. The whole cleaning work took about an hour before we called it a day.

Usually I reached home around 11.30pm when everyone was already sleeping. After shower, I would watch some music videos especially Valen Hsu's Dream Comes True (美梦成真) for an hour or more before I could sleep. Although this routine happened 12 years, I would always miss the memory of sweet and sour whenever I listen to Valen Hsu's Dream Comes True (美梦成真).

Valen Hsu's Dream Comes True (美梦成真)

Sunday, 20 November 2011

Serangoon NEX Part 2


It is Sunday, my rest day yet as usual I woke up around 7.30am to do my laundry, took a morning walk along Kallang river, had a vegetarian breakfast at a nearby hawker center and bought my daily supply from Fair Price. Once at home, I checked my yahoo mail, twitter and watched some youtubes. I took a 3 hours power nap at noon to rejuvenate my mind and replenish my energy. I could have continued to sleep until night if not for my overgrown hair which require immediate trimming.

In the afternoon, I went to NEX to get my Amani hair cut at QB House. At Graffiti Cafe (level B2-62), I ordered a set A meal (S$5.30) consisting of Pontian wanton mee and green bean dessert for dinner. The Pontian wanton mee (笨珍云吞面) was as delicious as Sarawak Kolo Mee. And the green bean dessert was good for slowing down aging...as per what I learn from Channel 8 Chinese drama but I don't really buy it. I spent an hour reading a Dilbert comic at Serangoon National Library (Level 4-82/83 Skygarden). Before heading home, I bought a pearl milk tea (S$1.90) from Sweet Talk (level B2-67).

I didn't really enjoy my weekend mainly due to my impaired sense of hearing. I suffered acute pain to my left ear since several days ago which results in partial hearing loss probably due to blockage of pus or blood remnants in my left ear's passage. Hopefully the blockage will clear out by itself once it gets dried.

Monday, 14 November 2011

Anime Festival Asia 2011 - AFA11 (13 Nov 2011 Sunday)


Anime Festival Asia 2011: By 9.00am, a long queue had already been formed towards the redemption counter. Luckily I had bought and redempted the entrance ticket a day before. The entrance to the largest Anime Convention in South East Asia opened shortly after my arrival. To my surprise, the morning crowd on the last day was much lesser than that of previous year AFAX.

#1 Main Entrance to Anime Festival Asia 2011 @Suntec Convention Hall 402-404

Mardock Scramble: The Second Combustion (マルドゥック・スクランブル 燃焼)



Main cast: Megumi Hayashibara (林原 めぐみ) & Hiroki Touchi (東地 宏樹)
Director: Susumu Kudo (工藤 進)
Release date: 3 September 2011
Running time: Approximately 1 hour 10 minutes

Plot:
The sequel to the highly successful, First Ignition, Second Combustion picks up immediately where the first show ends off. Rune tries to find the truth behind the technology that saved her life and another mysterious person's. She soon finds herself forced to work with this person in order to expose a heinous crime.

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRb9KOrTOy4

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Screening: Anime Festival Asia 2011 Main Stage
Time: 13 Nov 2011 10.05am-11.15am

Rating:
Plot           9/10
Effect        9/10
Scene       9/10
Cast          9/10
Overall      9/10

Saturday, 12 November 2011

Morning Trauma Part 2

I was traumatized again due to another nightmare this morning. I found myself walking along the corridor on the ground floor of a three-storey building. The building was still under construction with no walls but beams and columns. I was frozen to shock when I felt the first wave of earth thrust right under my feet. I could even see the wave propagating from my position to the front causing others ahead stumbled as the wave went past them. Few seconds later, a second wave hit us again.

A man who just got out of the building signaled me to leave this building as he briskly walked away from the building. I  followed him immediately. As we stood at the open space with a safe distance away from the building, the ground started to shake continuously. I saw the structures of the building began to fall to the left direction like domino. To my horror, quite a number of construction workers, who were still in the second and third storey, were pinned down by the fallen columns. I was shaken terribly to see the workers were released from the falling columns yet pinned down again by the columns as the building was swayed from the left to the right by the earthquake before it finally stopped.

We were brought out from the scene to a shelter by some passing cars. I was dumbfounded. When a friend phoned me asking my condition, I broke into tears while venting out my feeling. This was my first experience of being in the scene of a fatal earthquake even that it was just a dream. It was so real and too much to bear with.

In a twist of moment, I found myself again at home looking for my family members. My sister was busy cooking in the kitchen. I found mom in the guest room lying on the bed. "Isn't mom supposed to be in the market in the morning?" I thought. I was shocked to see mom's leg were gone; amputated to the knee. "What happen!"

What a nightmare...

Anime Festival Asia 2011 - AFA11 (Preview IV)


Anime Festival Asia 2011 is bringing back a huge human traffic at Suntec City Convention Level 4 on day two. As a banquet is being held at the atrium on the same level, cosplayers choose to hang out at the corridor along the AFA halls, thus worsening the traffic flow as compared to last year event. I managed to get "I LOVE ANISONG" concert+Festival+Stage Sunday ticket for tomorrow session with Kalafina (カラフィナ), May'n, Milky Holmes, angela & Itou Kanako. Looking forward to my first Japanese anime song concert!



DAY 3 STAGE HIGHLIGHTS

JAPANESE ARTISTES @AFA11

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Yakun Kaya Toast @HDB Hub, Toa Payoh

Toa Payoh HDB Hub Branch

Value Set A: 2 half-boiled eggs , 4pcs crispy kaya toast and coffee @ S$4.50
-Courtesy of rocoispeaks.blogspot.com 

Rating: 9/10
Location: Ya Kun Kaya Toast, HDB Hub, Toa Payoh

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

Super Solar Storm 2012 Onset



This morning, apparently a solar storm had been hitting over Singapore sky with continuous flashes of lightning or aurora. Could this be the onset of super solar storm as forewarned by NASA earlier in 2006? The biggest recorded super solar storm was in 1859 which caused the telegraph system worldwide went haywire; spark discharge shocked telegraph operators and caused telegraph paper caught fire. Rare aurora were even observed in tropical latitude area.

Courtesy of stomp.com.sg
The recent solar storm in 1989 induced power surges which melted power transformers in New Jersey and blacking out 6 million populated area in Canada for 9 hours. The impact of next solar storm to the world today which is heavily dependent on electronic devices could be more catastrophic than one can imagine 10 years ago. Check out what you can basically do to survive this solar storm here.


Work Blues Part 1

For the past two weeks, I was sent to a site office to help expedite the ongoing project of a client. Due to long travel distance and carpooling with colleague, I had to wake up at 530am, left my place at 6.15am and came back from work around 9pm. It was tiring. I don't like the feeling of which my colleague have been enduring through the similar cycle of work for more than a month without any rest day.

The recent two rest days were supposed to be a good outing and relaxing moment. Yet I felt so sleepy throughout the days although I tried to sleep more. I thought I could have some rest when I return to office under normal working hour. In the afternoon, the manager sent a sms to me informing me to prepare for a discussion tomorrow with someone on something I don't know what the heck is. I didn't bother to reply for clarity on the subject of discussion. Whatever come, let it be.

At night, both bosses sent three similar sms to me requesting me to review a training map and provide feedback by tomorrow morning. I didn't bother to reply. I won't work during my rest day. Special exception never be reserved for my current employer. I can't wait to tender my resignation next year.

The two weeks period of being put into a working environment and nature which are totally new to me, I was enlightened of the negative perspectives on my company. I have never been more rebellious to an employer of mine. Being part of the employer's management team is like being given the wheel to drive the modern slavery machine. I have been a slave myself and now how I am supposed to be helping slaving others and being slave at the same time. Holy crap.  


   

Sunday, 30 October 2011

Le Grand Chef (식객 Shikgaek) (On Air)



Main cast: Kim Kang Woo (김강우) & Lee Ha Na (이하나)
Director: Jeon Yun-su
Release date: 1 November 2007
Running time: 1 hour 53 minutes

Plot:
At a press conference, a cooking knife of a special spirit is being presented to the public. The knife belongs to the last Korean royal chef of the Chosun Dynasty who cut his arms with this knife to show his loyalty to the king and the country. The Japanese bureaucrat at the time was deeply moved by his conviction and returned to Japan with this knife. Now, his son has come to Korea to return the precious knife back to someone who really deserves to own it and announces a cooking contest to find the best cook for this knife. Thus the destined match between the grandsons of the two apprentices of the royal chef has begun…

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPx422nK5qU

TV Channel: 8TV
Time: 29 Oct 2011 8.30pm-10.30pm

Rating:
Plot           9/10
Effect        9/10
Scene       9/10
Cast          9/10
Overall      9/10

Wednesday, 26 October 2011

Morning Trauma and Night Sadness

I woke up at 4.30am and felt traumatized with an unbelievable nightmare. I was at home when I found out it was unusually quiet and weird. An intruder appeared in front of me suddenly that I quickly nabbed her down. I took off her knife and put onto her throat when her accomplice came into sight. I threatened him with his accomplice on my hand to let me know if my mother was in their captive and where she was. They led me to the front compound where I was shocked to find out my mother was pinned down to the ground by an old "insane" woman with hideous face. The moment I took my glance away at other intruder, things changed drastically. I was horribly stricken with hopelessness and sadness as I found out a lump of brain matter covered in blood was oozing out from left side of my mother's head. Her face was beyond recognition with pool of blood. She was still moving her head slightly with her hand reaching for someone. I was crying out to her that I was with her now. "I am with you, mom. I am with you now, mom!" I felt very sad. My sadness and the nightmare was quickly "drowned away" with me preparing to go for work in the early morning of 615am.

In the noon, I was emotionally disturbed again with another client asking for a project status which was supposed to be taken over by other colleagues as I was working with a new client today. I guessed the project didn't go well and apparently no one had been updating the project status to the client. The manager who brought this client in was unreachable; apparently he turned off his mobile that the desperate client couldn't reach him but me.

When night came, I received an sms from one of my colleague. She expressed her trauma of going through this project that she couldn't possibly handle it. She feels hostile towards me now. I feel so sorry and sad of being in such predicament. The management of the company I am with is so hypocrite and selfish. I wish I can be even more cruel and selfish to win over them but I am emotionally exhausted. I hate them and decided to take back my acceptance to work for them directly in their office.

Two souls are suffering trauma tonight.

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Anime Festival Asia 2011 - AFA11 (Preview III)


Anime Festival Asia 2011 is bringing back Atelier Royale Cafe and Moe Moe Kyun Maid Cafe due to popular demand.

Atelier Royale Cafe lines up new faces of well dressed butlers with this year theme namely "Wonderland". Catering to female customers only, patrons will be pampered like princesses with food and good looking "servants".



Check out Atelier Royale butlers introducing themselves in Japanese Language:


As for male patrons, be ready for young and beautiful maids to serve you food at Moe Moe Kyun Maid Cafe. More exciting to line up of new faces, four special guests will also make appearance as Moe Moe Kyun Maids.




Check out the four special guests intro:

Let's Go!

Saturday, 22 October 2011

Work at Worst

I was called to an "urgent meeting" today. The sales manager said it's better to discuss in a room which only took a short while knowing that I was busy with a project. I thought he would like to discuss something that he didn't want others to hear about. The HR also came in to my surprise. "So another problem by an employee which need my intervention?" I thought. To my dismay, it was an inquiry to my so-called misconduct.

Sales Manager: Why didn't you inform us that you  are on medical leave yesterday. The whole world is looking for you.
Me: I have informed Ms. X (HR) as per procedure (HR code of conduct). This is what I do all this while.
Sales Manager/HR: So it's not your fault....
Me: Do I need to inform "the whole world" in future?

Obviously the HR system is a failure. Employee is being called to an inquiry as prime suspect of a misconduct when the system itself is the main rootcause. They could have avoided this unnecessary humiliating inquiry if they have checked among themselves in the first place. This experience shed some light as to why many employees feel the employer is such an asshole. The code of conduct is just another asshole white papers. I can't wait to my last day.




Friday, 21 October 2011

Medical Hibernation

Me: I have been coughing since last 3 weeks. It seems to get worse.
Doctor: Normally we will take X-ray if more than one month. Hopefully it is not....
Me: (WTF shock!)

I was given "sleeping" Polarax pills for running nose, "sleeping" cough syrup and antibiotic Clarithromycin medication. Consequently, I slept for 7 hours today. After taking a second round of medication, I am sleepy again now. My coughing has been reduced significantly.

Nevertheless, an important lesson I have learnt after having suffered a 3-weeks of coughing; bacterial infection from nasal to lung is not treatable with Chinese herbal cough syrup. Even lozenge like Fisherman is ineffective to suppress the symptom. Once taken, it lasted only an hour or less before my persistent coughing  resumed.


Resident Evil: Extinction (On Air)


Director: Russell Mulcahy
Release date: 21 Sep 2007
Running time: 1 hour 35 minutes

Plot:
Years after the Raccoon City disaster, Alice is on her own; aware that she has become a liability and could endanger those around her, she is struggling to survive and bring down the Umbrella Corporation led by the sinister Albert Wesker and head researcher Dr. Isaacs. Meanwhile, traveling through the Nevada Desert and the ruins of Las Vegas, Carlos Olivera, L.J., and new survivors K-Mart, Claire Redfield, and Nurse Betty must fight to survive extinction against hordes of zombies, killer crows and the most terrifying creatures created as a result of the deadly T-Virus that has killed millions. Written by Akoksum2003

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7qwF23ijI

TV Channel: Channel 5
Time: 20 Oct 2011 10pm-12am

Rating:
Plot           8/10
Effect     9.5/10
Scene    9.5/10
Cast          9/10
Overall      9/10

Quotes:
Alice: The Umbrella Corporation thought they'd contained the infection. Well, they were wrong. Raccoon City was just the beginning. Within weeks, the T-virus had consumed the United States. Within months, the world. The virus didn't just wipe out human life. Lakes and rivers dried up, forests became deserts and whole continents were reduced to nothing more than barren wastelands. Slowly but surely, the Earth began to wither and die. What few survivors there were learned to keep on the move. We avoided major cities. If we stopped anyplace too long, they would be drawn to us. Only a few at first, but then more and more. A never-ending army of undead. For those of us left, staying on the road seemed the only way to stay alive.

White Queen: I'm sorry I didn't mean to startle you, I am the artificial intelligence which...
Alice: Yeah I know what you are, I knew your sister, she was a homicidal bitch.
White Queen: My sister computer was merely following the most logical path of preservation of human life. Alice: Yeah kill a few save a lot.

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